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An emergency medical technician trained to an advanced level of care that includes the ability to intubate, administer drugs, start IVs, and other invasive procedures.
Paramedics normally work on ambulances or in hospital emergency departments.
Also known as EMT-P.
When I crashed my car the paramedics came in the ambulance and took me to the hospital.
by Master Blaster May 26, 2005
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The best thing to say in a line up - watch 'The Usual suspects'
'Give me the money you cocksuckermotherfucker!'
by Master Blaster July 11, 2003
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An ugly and usually old woman
1) Look at that old trout
2) I don't fancy that moose she's an old trout
by Master Blaster July 11, 2003
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