PUTAM

Professional Unwed Teen-Age Mother. A woman under the age of 20 who bears a child out of wedlock and then makes a very nice living by speaking (for obscene amounts of money) on the evils of pre-marital sex. In other words, Bristol Palin.

Pronounced PYOO-tam.

I felt sorry for Bristol Palin when I thought that her mother was whoring her out, but, when she started whoring herself out, I realized she was just a PUTAM.