PUTAM

Professional Unwed Teen-Age Mother. A woman under the age of 20 who bears a child out of wedlock and then makes a very nice living by speaking (for obscene amounts of money) on the evils of pre-marital sex. In other words, Bristol Palin.

Pronounced PYOO-tam.

I felt sorry for Bristol Palin when I thought that her mother was whoring her out, but, when she started whoring herself out, I realized she was just a PUTAM.

by UncleGordy August 31, 2010

Puta Real Madrid

A very comoon phrase you can hear during a Spanish football match If Real Madrid plays (specially during a derby against Atleti or a clásico against Barça). Means "Fuck Real Madrid".

¿¡DID YOU SEE THAT?! THAT GOAL WAS ON OFF-SIDE, THEY PAID THE REFEREE, ¡PUTA REAL MADRID!

by Alvaricles22 March 1, 2018

putemup

The interjection one yells while one's fists are raised and is requesting that the other person engage in a brawl. Short for "put em up."

You just ate all my milk chocolate covered toffee popcorn!? Putemup! Putemup.

by spudart January 5, 2012

puta mierda

Fucking shit in Spanish. Here "puta" doesn't mean bitch, it's just and adjective used for everything: puta locura (fucking madness), puto cabrón (fucking bastard), puto despertador (fucking alarm clock), puto perro (fucking dog)

""shit bitch" would be "puta DE mierda"

Puta mierda, I left a bag the marijuana in the kitchen table, now my parents will see it.

by doromeu October 10, 2013

Potami Tsimento

Also known as Thanos , Mr Potat , Potami. A greek dude from Thessaloniki , very attractive , extremely intelligent , large cocked and fully prepared for every encounter possible. He is the organiser of an annual event named “Potami Tsimento’s Annual Event” which takes place in different location each year.

Didn’t you hear? Potami Tsimento personally invited me to his event! I’m so lucky

by Lesbian_allien March 8, 2021

douche o potamus

Similar in type and variety to a "Douche Bag" only of a far heavier stature.

1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.

2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.

3. One with an intolerable personality.

Oh My Effing God, look at that douche o potamus over there acting like he actually know's what's going on.

by Pretty Boy January 28, 2010

hat putato

A troll post that began on the newsgroup alt.tv.game-shows in 1998, was later posted in many forms, and spread throughout usenet groups such as alt.pro-wrestling.wwf, rec.sport.pro-wrestling, rec.arts.tv, alt.fan.billie-joel, and many others. It's a lame attempt to make fun of NBC's short-lived Jack Barry and Dan Enright produced "Hot Potato" hosted by the late Bill Cullen.

hat putato
Enduring Freedom Potato
kat putato
Potato be Hot
Patata Calliente

by Johnissoevil March 18, 2004