spudart's definitions

internert

Whenever the internet is down, it's called the internert

Why can't I get this webpage to load? Oh, the internert must be down.

by spudart January 4, 2012

IHYDM

stands for I hope you don't mind.

I just took over the comments on your status message. IHYDM.

by spudart June 17, 2009

Pigeon

A slow modem. When your internet connection is really sluggish, you might have a pigeon for a modem.

The pigeon provided by my cable company is so incredibly slow.

by spudart July 26, 2017

putemup

The interjection one yells while one's fists are raised and is requesting that the other person engage in a brawl. Short for "put em up."

You just ate all my milk chocolate covered toffee popcorn!? Putemup! Putemup.

by spudart January 5, 2012

yollo

When you say both 'yo' and 'hello' at the same time, with a little ironic flavor of yolo.

Yollo Liam! How are you?

by spudart January 13, 2021

fml

Full of mayo

Dude, you are so fml

by spudart October 6, 2011

OTR

Over Thecounter Robot. When someone starts a chat with you and it says, "Encrypted OTR chat initiated." It doesn't really mean "off the record." It means "Over Thecounter Robot," because Gregor the Xtreme is now encrypting the chat for you with his great power and abilities to confound others. He has the ability to speak Navaho Indian. And he thus translates your chat to Navaho-ese. It goes something like this. You say, "hi, how are you?" Gregor translates that to "Hi-o, how-o are-o you-o?" and thus confuses and Russians listening in.

Dude, is your connection OTR? We don't want the Russians hearing what we say.

by spudart January 5, 2012