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Anything to do with the anus, anal, or smelly bottoms in general
I would really like to fuck your poomie

Cum in my poomie
I can see your poomie
Poomie by Poomie__11 May 31, 2009
Words you can keep
A Poor Homie. A homie who dresses up in fake and tattered clothing
That poomie is stealing my lunch from the bin.
POOMIE by NAWDOG June 7, 2009
Related Words
1) The dude with whom you share a poon in a MMF threesome.

2) A female roomie that while not involved with you, still helps you out with more than the dishes & laundry.
1) I was totally poomies with (insert name) last night after that party and now I can't look him in the eye.

2) My cute poomie took pity on my blue balls last night and sucked me off after dinner.
Poomie by Ill-khan October 11, 2009
When you think that you’re something but you’re not.
Example 1:
Maria (the nerd): I’m so cool.
Cathy: You’re poomie.

Example 2:

Boyo (the ugly boy): I’m handsome.
Carla: You’re soooo poomie.
Poomie by boyoandcarla March 13, 2021

Pookie and Ray Ray 

A generalized, broad term that describes societal nonconformists, usually ex-convicts, jobless, unfaithful, "ghetto" dregs, incapable of social graces, commitment or gainful employment: the absentee father/"baby daddy" of unwed mothers, the inmate population, the drug dealers and hustlers on the streets are examples of Pookies and Ray Rays
"Yes, she's an educated woman but she's also an unwed mother; she got knocked up, running with Pookie and Ray Ray in her younger days.

Making Poopies 

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.
Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!
Making Poopies by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009

poosieboi 

When your friend is acting like a pussy and you have to keep them in check without offending them too much
Yo man stop being such a poosieboi and get the next round in
poosieboi by Poosieboicreator February 4, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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