DarqMage's definitions

Erikah Ba-Dont

A permutation of pop star Erikah Badu's name, this often derogatory term is used to describe a black female who assumes a ethnocentric self righteous affectation without the means to support it.

There goes Erikah Ba-Dont with her fake braids and psuedo-african head wrap talking about self empowerment again, when everyone knows she's receiving welfare.

by DarqMage May 12, 2008

piss-tivity

term used to describe the state of being incensed; intense anger.

If you keep fooling around, i'm gonna reach the highest point of piss-tivity imaginable and bash your heads in!

by DarqMage May 12, 2008

himdu

A pointless reimagining of the word "humid", used to describe humidity.

Boy, the moisture in the air is making it hotter than it is;the himdu is through the roof.

by DarqMage June 12, 2008

buni-linguist

A deragatory term used to describe a person who exhibits an unabashed behavorial penchant for kissing ass.

Joe got that promotion by kissing the boss' ass. What a buni-linguist!

by DarqMage May 12, 2008

block of cheese

Blue balls; a vulgar term used to describe the dull pain incurred by an imaginary accumulation (and curdling of said accumulation)of ejaculate in the testes.

I haven't had sex with my girl in a while. When i do I'm gonna drop a block of cheese in that ass.

by DarqMage May 12, 2008

Badunka-donkey

A deragatory permutation/centaur word combination of the slang terms "badunkadunk" and "donkey", used to describe extremely large, protruding albeit attractive buttocks on a female; extreme calliopygia/steatopygia.

Damn! Look at the badunka-donkey on that woman! what a huge ass!

by DarqMage May 12, 2008

YOU BIG...

A segue way, a lead-in sentence prefix that immediately precedes an jest, insult or epithet when playing "the dozens". Prefacing an insult or epithet with "you big", suggests that the target of the insult is the ultimate expression of said insult. In some cases, the insult that begins with "You big"....ends with "looking MF" or something similar.

You big....your mother is so poor, she eats chicken one day, then licks her fingers, the next...

You big....your mother is so poor, she eats chicken one day, then licks her fingers, the next... looking MF!
You big Jolly Green Giant looking MF!

by DarqMage May 1, 2021