Pack of Fucking Useless Cunts
It is a phrase used by some New Zealanders, especially farmers, to describe the endless layers of ineffectual regulations, counter-productive bureaucracies and the people responsible for the most egregious failures in local and national government. It is an extremely powerful and offensive phrase, usually reserved for the worst-of-the worst situations. An example of one of those worst incidents is when raw human sewage washed up on pristine beaches in the middle of the 2024 annual Christmas, New Year's and the summer holidays. This incident was covered in the media site Stuff on December 28, 2024.
Gisborne beaches contaminated as thousands head to Rhythm and Vines. Heavy rainfall has contaminated the city beaches as thousands head to Gisborne to partake in the Rhythm and Vines new year festival. Recent heavy rainfall had overwhelmed the city’s wastewater system “resulting in contamination in the Taruheru and Turanganui rivers, which flow into the city’s beaches”.
The governmental bodies, regional council decision-makers and lawmakers who allowed raw sewage to contaminate the beaches at Gisborne on December 28, 2024 have been described as POFUC, a pack of fucking useless cunts.
- In Australia and New Zealand, "cunt" can sometimes be used more casually, even positively when paired with a positive qualifier (e.g., "good cunt”).
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It is a phrase used by some New Zealanders, especially farmers, to describe the endless layers of ineffectual regulations, counter-productive bureaucracies and the people responsible for the most egregious failures in local and national government. It is an extremely powerful and offensive phrase, usually reserved for the worst-of-the worst situations. An example of one of those worst incidents is when raw human sewage washed up on pristine beaches in the middle of the 2024 annual Christmas, New Year's and the summer holidays. This incident was covered in the media site Stuff on December 28, 2024.
Gisborne beaches contaminated as thousands head to Rhythm and Vines. Heavy rainfall has contaminated the city beaches as thousands head to Gisborne to partake in the Rhythm and Vines new year festival. Recent heavy rainfall had overwhelmed the city’s wastewater system “resulting in contamination in the Taruheru and Turanganui rivers, which flow into the city’s beaches”.
The governmental bodies, regional council decision-makers and lawmakers who allowed raw sewage to contaminate the beaches at Gisborne on December 28, 2024 have been described as POFUC, a pack of fucking useless cunts.
- In Australia and New Zealand, "cunt" can sometimes be used more casually, even positively when paired with a positive qualifier (e.g., "good cunt”).
## Acceptable Applications
To describe The Worst-of-the-Worst.
The governmental, regional council decision-makers and lawmakers who allowed raw sewage to contaminate the beaches at Gisborne on December 28, 2024 are POFUC, a pack of fucking useless cunts.
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A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.
Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.
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