POFUC 

Pack of Fucking Useless Cunts

It is a phrase used by some New Zealanders, especially farmers, to describe the endless layers of ineffectual regulations, counter-productive bureaucracies and the people responsible for the most egregious failures in local and national government. It is an extremely powerful and offensive phrase, usually reserved for the worst-of-the worst situations. An example of one of those worst incidents is when raw human sewage washed up on pristine beaches in the middle of the 2024 annual Christmas, New Year's and the summer holidays. This incident was covered in the media site Stuff on December 28, 2024.

Gisborne beaches contaminated as thousands head to Rhythm and Vines. Heavy rainfall has contaminated the city beaches as thousands head to Gisborne to partake in the Rhythm and Vines new year festival. Recent heavy rainfall had overwhelmed the city’s wastewater system “resulting in contamination in the Taruheru and Turanganui rivers, which flow into the city’s beaches”.

The governmental bodies, regional council decision-makers and lawmakers who allowed raw sewage to contaminate the beaches at Gisborne on December 28, 2024 have been described as POFUC, a pack of fucking useless cunts.

- In Australia and New Zealand, "cunt" can sometimes be used more casually, even positively when paired with a positive qualifier (e.g., "good cunt”).

## Acceptable Applications

To describe The Worst-of-the-Worst.

The governmental, regional council decision-makers and lawmakers who allowed raw sewage to contaminate the beaches at Gisborne on December 28, 2024 are POFUC, a pack of fucking useless cunts.

POFUC by Martin Ziebold December 27, 2024

Pudding pouch

The part of your stomach that wants a dessert. No matter how full you are.

Sandra enjoyed her seven course dinner. But her pudding pouch still hankered for a Mississippi mud pie.

Pudding pouch by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Hair Pouch 

A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.

Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.

I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.

Hair Pouch by JoeDimaggioes March 9, 2011

paparazzi pouch 

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.

"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"

paparazzi pouch by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.

Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise by Jrrywbb May 12, 2016

Recto-vaginal pouch 

The recto-vaginal pouch, also known by various other names (e.g., pouch of Douglas, vaginal cul-de-sac, deep pussy), is the extension of the peritoneal cavity between the rectum and the posterior wall of the uterus in the female human body. Often formed by oversized objects such as the penis pushing past the cervix and stretching out the lowest point in the female abdomen.

I knew she had had many loves when I reached her recto-vaginal pouch and could not touch bottom.

Recto-vaginal pouch by Dancerooster July 29, 2021

pouchos 

A meal resulting in the combination of the poutine and nachos. Ingredients include poutine gravy, French fries, cheese, nachos, salsa, sour cream, beef, and more.

Don't forget to take the pouchos out of the oven! The nachos need to be just crispy enough.

pouchos by The Taster004 November 22, 2011