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an expression used when you are mad or upset.

"you should come to my football game!" noooo i cant! "poofuck!"

poofuck by karoline! September 30, 2010

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The Higgs-Poofuck Particle

When a person has copious amounts of anal sex, that a seperate cavity is formed within the rectum. Over time faeces build up in this cavity until it cannot hold the pressure any more, similar to a dam break. The coming catastrophe causes an implosion, in which the person is sucked into a vortex until they are one tiny poo particle. This shit molecule has the density of dark matter. A phenomenon in which only 1 in every 1,672,200 anal sex havers experience.

Well would you look at that, Scott imploded into The Higgs-Poofuck Particle. Could have seen that one coming.

The Higgs-Poofuck Particle by MartiPellow June 11, 2020

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potfucker

a person that fucks flower pots

A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker

potfucker by aodsjasd February 5, 2014

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poopfucker

Someone who fucks poop, directly or indirectly. Often used as a derogative term for gays.

Guy 1: Richard Simmons is a poopfucker!

Guy 2: Ew, yeah probably.

poopfucker by The Weenis February 11, 2008

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Profucktive

To be proactive or productive in an area that is of no use

To pursue the hobbie/career of being a skater is a profucktive use of time

Profucktive by Jodi Bullet May 15, 2008

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Poopfuckshit

A bunch of unwanted things, or an expression of distress. Can be abbreviated as PFS.

1. I'm so upset, I've had to deal with this poopfuckshit all day.
2. Bob: Hey Rick, you're car's on fire.
Rick: poopfuckshit!!

Poopfuckshit by llamallamayomama November 29, 2011

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pooducket

A forcefull cork popping bowel movement.

I heard old roybertson rip a hell of a pooducket in the bucket this afternoon that almost cost him his life.

pooducket by Ole gary mcrary April 20, 2017

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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