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The Higgs-Poofuck Particle
When a person has copious amounts of anal sex, that a seperate cavity is formed within the rectum. Over time faeces build up in this cavity until it cannot hold the pressure any more, similar to a dam break. The coming catastrophe causes an implosion, in which the person is sucked into a vortex until they are one tiny poo particle. This shit molecule has the density of dark matter. A phenomenon in which only 1 in every 1,672,200 anal sex havers experience.
Well would you look at that, Scott imploded into The Higgs-Poofuck Particle. Could have seen that one coming.
The Higgs-Poofuck Particle by MartiPellow June 11, 2020
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potfucker
poopfucker
poopfucker by The Weenis February 11, 2008
Profucktive
Profucktive by Jodi Bullet May 15, 2008
Poopfuckshit
1. I'm so upset, I've had to deal with this poopfuckshit all day.
2. Bob: Hey Rick, you're car's on fire.
Rick: poopfuckshit!!
2. Bob: Hey Rick, you're car's on fire.
Rick: poopfuckshit!!
Poopfuckshit by llamallamayomama November 29, 2011
pooducket
I heard old roybertson rip a hell of a pooducket in the bucket this afternoon that almost cost him his life.
pooducket by Ole gary mcrary April 20, 2017
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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