poofuck

an expression used when you are mad or upset.

"you should come to my football game!" noooo i cant! "poofuck!"

poofuck by karoline! September 30, 2010

The Higgs-Poofuck Particle 

When a person has copious amounts of anal sex, that a seperate cavity is formed within the rectum. Over time faeces build up in this cavity until it cannot hold the pressure any more, similar to a dam break. The coming catastrophe causes an implosion, in which the person is sucked into a vortex until they are one tiny poo particle. This shit molecule has the density of dark matter. A phenomenon in which only 1 in every 1,672,200 anal sex havers experience.

Well would you look at that, Scott imploded into The Higgs-Poofuck Particle. Could have seen that one coming.

The Higgs-Poofuck Particle by MartiPellow June 11, 2020

potfucker 

a person that fucks flower pots

A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker

potfucker by aodsjasd February 5, 2014

poopfucker 

Someone who fucks poop, directly or indirectly. Often used as a derogative term for gays.

Guy 1: Richard Simmons is a poopfucker!

Guy 2: Ew, yeah probably.

poopfucker by The Weenis February 11, 2008

Profucktive 

To be proactive or productive in an area that is of no use

To pursue the hobbie/career of being a skater is a profucktive use of time

Profucktive by Jodi Bullet May 15, 2008

Poopfuckshit 

A bunch of unwanted things, or an expression of distress. Can be abbreviated as PFS.

1. I'm so upset, I've had to deal with this poopfuckshit all day.
2. Bob: Hey Rick, you're car's on fire.
Rick: poopfuckshit!!

Poopfuckshit by llamallamayomama November 29, 2011

pooducket 

A forcefull cork popping bowel movement.

I heard old roybertson rip a hell of a pooducket in the bucket this afternoon that almost cost him his life.

pooducket by Ole gary mcrary April 20, 2017