PLIL 

Describing a relationship that will never happen. IL is usually the one who makes the relationship terrible.

Person 1 : Oh those two are so PLIL.
Person 2 : Ha. That guy would be an IL then

PLIL by ilikechees69420 November 18, 2021

Plill 

Vigorous anal sex between gay guys incorporating the need of the passive partner to be both filled and ploughed at the same time by the active partner. Can also be used by the active partner. The word ‘plill’ incorporates both words thus allowing for a single utterance to save time and convey an absolute total and urgent sexual need. Generally accompanied by enhancing substances such as alcohol and poppers.

I could really Plill the ass off you.

God, I really need a good plilling.

I'm so horny I just want to be plilled into next week.

Plill by Dawson McBottom July 6, 2007

Plilk 

A mixture of Pilk and Lean.
The components are milk, Pepsi, Sprite, Codeine, and grape Jolly Ranchers
(The Pepsi and sprite must be regular, not diet or zero)

Josh: Ayo dawg lemme get a swig of that Plilk
Quindarious: Sure bro, feel free to chug

Plilk by Incredible Fella February 18, 2022

PLILF 

Pregnant Lady I'd Like 2 Fuck

gurl: my mom is expecting a baby.
guy: damn ur mom is a PLILF.

PLILF by SPpride_805 July 12, 2004

Plilk 

A mixture of Lean and Pilk, comprised of Sprite, codeine, Jolly Ranchers, milk, and Pepsi

Ayo dawg lemme get a swig of that Plilk
Quindarious: Sure bro, be careful

Plilk by anonymous February 18, 2022

Plilk 

To end, become, or explode in a gory mess of dissatisfaction and immense stress because of one's life or situation.

Can be used as an exclamation.

"I'm so fucking stressed, I'm gonna plilk!"
"PLILK"

Plilk by Correlatively Depressed Salt February 16, 2025