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penile picasso
"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."
penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005
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PICASI • picasso • Picasso Pussy • picadilly circus • Picaninny • Picaso • Picasso'd • picasso-ed • Picassoing • Picasso's Paintbrush
Penrith Picasso
Penrith Picasso by chesterzoe March 23, 2010
carpet Picasso
carpet Picasso by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
Pablo Picasshole
A pretentious, self-absorbed wannabe artist type. Can be found at coffee houses, poetry slams and 3rd rate art galleries discussing his "craft".
Person 1: That guy in the beret is insufferable. He won't shut up about his "inspiration"?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Pablo Picasshole?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Pablo Picasshole?
Pablo Picasshole by JoePlacid January 16, 2011
picasso tits
when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.
girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!
girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!
girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!
girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!
girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!
picasso tits by MADAMEJANE April 15, 2009
picasso underpants
Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)
picasso underpants by The Philosophical Guy January 9, 2015
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.