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Picaso 

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Painting a Picaso is when a man engages in anal sex with a partner and proceeds to pull out with fecal matter on his penis and thus proceed to paint the feces on his partner's face while simutaneously cumming.
"I heard Bone Daddy painted a picaso down on Esplandande."
Picaso by Stinky Peter December 13, 2008
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Picaso 

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A person looking sexy up to 15 feet away, but only the face is a total mess up close.
Girl, this guy at the other side of the gym was fine as hell with abs to kill, but when I approached him his face made my choke on my gum, Total Picaso.
Picaso by PervyCreep July 24, 2011

picaso face 

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a slang term meaning the person and or animal has an a ugly, weird, or entirley unnapealing face
picaso face by thewolkman August 5, 2012

Picaso Paint Job

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Fill cups with vibrant coloured paint and leave one cup of water on the side. Proceed to dip your wiener into the paint and create your masterpiece on the face of your partner. Add a final coat of man cream for that glossy finish.
" Dude, I had to wash my dick 20 times to get all the paint off after I Picaso Paint Jobed that chick."
Picaso Paint Job by Robbie Cano August 23, 2009

Poo Poo Picaso 

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When you make "art" with your poo poo. Also known as a Doo Doo Davinci.
She pulled a Poo Poo Picaso when she painted a pretty picture on in the bathroom wall with her poo poo.
Poo Poo Picaso by Josh Le Quire December 31, 2007

sloppy picaso 

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When you are giving anal sex and your partner releases feces on your penis.
She gave me a sloppy picaso, so I donkey punched the stupid bitch.
sloppy picaso by Tom Kuth March 10, 2005

penile picasso 

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One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.
"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."
penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005
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