picasso

noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet

stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet

by sol3rosenberg August 21, 2007

picasso

During oral sex given by a woman to a man.
At the moment of climax, the man pulls his penis from his partners mouth and, using his penis like a paintbrush, expresses himself all over the woman's face.

I got an idea when Mary was sucking my dick so I gave her a picasso. Turned out nice.

by kduell March 04, 2003

picasso

sexiest man alive in the 20th century

I wish I was a Picasso.

by acso man March 07, 2009

picasso

when your shit is so explosive that it paints the entire inside of the toilet brown.

"Damn it grandma, make sure you flush twice when you picasso"

by Johny Hopkins January 11, 2010

picasso

Having sex with someone while their face is pressed sideways on the copy machine.

"the first time we had sex we did the picasso at her office"

by bast07 September 30, 2005

picasso

While a male is having sex with a woman from behind, before ejaculation he pulls out and proceeds to paint the woman's back with his spermies.

"My masterpiece on that bitch's back was stupendous! I'm the new picasso!"

by suki sapperstein November 29, 2007

picasso

when a victim is lying asleep on their back, you dip your balls in paint and teabag them.

she fell asleep and it just looked too perfect so i picassoed that bitch. only bad thing is it left me with a couple blue balls...

by slik az silk June 27, 2006