Penrith 

A city located about 50km west of Sydney Australia. Home of the champion 'Penriff Pamfers' Football club. It houses more McDonalds restaurants per capita than any other city. It is also the home of the FIRST Krispy Kreme in Australia.
Places to Visit :
* Pamfers World of Entertainment
* Pamfers Maccas Car Park (thursday-Saturday nights)
* Nepean River (turn at the roundabout just before Pamfers)
* Pamfer Pizza and Kebabs on High St

You may hear any of the following phrases while passing through the town :
1. Show us ya ti7s ya mole!
2. U garn to Pamfers?
3. Carrrrrn Pamfers!!
4. G'darrr Marrrt! How's it garrrn?
5. Some bastard stole me flannies!! (usually followed by 'Anyway, I'm off to Pamfers')

Penrith by Adrian November 14, 2004

penrith 

A total shit hole since Penrith panthers leagues club decided to take out all the competition thus being the ONLY fucking place to go on a weekend.. and really... why the fuck would you want to.

HEY LETS buy OUT ALL THE OTHER CLUBS IN PENRITH AND SHUT THEM DOWN SO EVERYONE HAS TO COME TO PANTHERS AND BUY OUR $49.00 JD & COKES. BRING BACK THE PLANET!

penrith by AJM March 14, 2005

penrith 

the home of the greatest ppl on earth

westy`s

penrith by westy August 4, 2003

penrith 

a place full of mutated chavs with claws, but on occasion there is an odd person who is awesome, home to two rival secondary schools : QEGS and UCC, ullswater is clearly the better one as it's awesome rating is through the roof.
It's located in Cumbria, England.

Person 1: Hey, guys, I think I will go and visit Penrith today

Person 2: woah! don't go there, there is no shops and is full of chavs at the skate park

Person 1: yeah, but i know a bunch of cool drama and art students that go to UCC where we can meet and do cool and awesome things

Person 2: cool, lets go then.

penrith by lions+tigers+bears oh my October 11, 2011

penrith 

the best place in da world with the best footy team and people

1 i wished that i lived in perith
2 i cum from penrith
3 im going 2 penrith 2moro

penrith by shauno August 6, 2004

Penrith Picasso 

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention

Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.

Penrith Picasso by chesterzoe March 23, 2010

Penrith Panthers 

The best footy team in the world. Even better than the Storm and Eels bc they are both shit.

Rabbitohs: Finally a five game winning streak
Latrell: who have we got?
Alex Johnston: fuck me its the penrith panthers we are going to get smashed.

Penrith Panthers by BrownieKing June 8, 2021