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Picassoing 

The act of painting one's toilet bowl with excrement from a vicious bowel movement. The resulting feces should usually be watery yet sticky enough to cling to the front, back, sides and sometimes the undercarriage of the bowl itself. The aforementioned splatter pattern created from the BM simulates the painting style of one Picasso for whom the name is obviously credited.

Can also be used in the context, "to Picasso", or "Picasso'd" for past tense usage.
"The toilet is my easel and I'm Picassoing a master piece thanks to Taco Bell!!!"

"I'm sorry man but I just totally Picasso'd you're toilet."

"Get the fuck out of the way, I'm about to Picasso."
Picassoing by Master-Nate July 1, 2012
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Picassoing 

The act of dipping the tip of your member in paint, then masturbating onto a blank canvas.
I didnt have a paint brush so I began picassoing instead.
Picassoing by Dwayne Nelco February 19, 2020
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I have Picassoism
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To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
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Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
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