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Phatmonkey

A Phat Pussy that view on the side looks like a pair of plump monkey lips
"Man i was getting it on with this chick and dam she and a Phatmonkey.
Phatmonkey by Phatmonkey killer July 15, 2011
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phatorize 

i. To render something lame.
ii. To remove alcohol from.
iii. To remove clothes from.
When Phil walked in sober and dropped his pants, he immediately phatorized the SLR. Dammit, Phil.
phatorize by Al Fatheta June 13, 2010

greeny phatom 

1. an animated series which claims to be premiered in 1996 on TV, but actually premiered on YouTube in 2009. It gained attention and became infamous, because the series is composed of a slideshow mixed up with text-to-speech voice acting, poor MS Paint drawings and logo-based fandom, also it is claimed to be done by Sony Wonder, CTW and Cinar and created by Robert Stainton.
2. when something is extremely poor quality.
1: Hey, what's up?
2: Nothing, just got some Greeny Phatom food.
greeny phatom by das9374 June 26, 2017
Phatootle means the liking, showing affection, or the going out with, or having relations with either cousin,god relatives, or so called "far family".

Phatootling is the process of being phatootled.
Boy: Go out with me.
Boy's great cousins' cousin: uhm, ok
Me: what nonsensical phatootle is this. The boy is family, and you like him..ARE U MAD?
phatootle by Janel Strachan March 17, 2008

phatmosphere 

A destination of interplanetary funksmanship where only the freshest beats and dopest flows ascend, by means of being so fly, gravity is defied.
"Those cats took it to the phatmosphere last night."

"The phatmosphere in this place makes my loins burn."

"Phatmospheric conditions will create high winds on Tuesday."
phatmosphere by ChronicOperator April 22, 2009
The realsest bitch you will ever meet. Not only that, but she is thick and fine AS HELL. She gotta phattttt ass, especially for a white girl. She is a hard ass bitch but also a sweetheart. The truth is the truth and she aint afraid to speak it. Always putting others first, but still in the lead. This bitch will change your life!
ayoooooo yu see that girl?" "yeah, but that bitch aint nuttin like PHATZz
PHATZz by phatz1 December 6, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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