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Phatmonkey

A Phat Pussy that view on the side looks like a pair of plump monkey lips
"Man i was getting it on with this chick and dam she and a Phatmonkey.
Related Words

phatorize 

i. To render something lame.
ii. To remove alcohol from.
iii. To remove clothes from.
When Phil walked in sober and dropped his pants, he immediately phatorized the SLR. Dammit, Phil.
phatorize by Al Fatheta June 13, 2010

greeny phatom 

1. an animated series which claims to be premiered in 1996 on TV, but actually premiered on YouTube in 2009. It gained attention and became infamous, because the series is composed of a slideshow mixed up with text-to-speech voice acting, poor MS Paint drawings and logo-based fandom, also it is claimed to be done by Sony Wonder, CTW and Cinar and created by Robert Stainton.
2. when something is extremely poor quality.
1: Hey, what's up?
2: Nothing, just got some Greeny Phatom food.
greeny phatom by das9374 June 26, 2017
Phatootle means the liking, showing affection, or the going out with, or having relations with either cousin,god relatives, or so called "far family".

Phatootling is the process of being phatootled.
Boy: Go out with me.
Boy's great cousins' cousin: uhm, ok
Me: what nonsensical phatootle is this. The boy is family, and you like him..ARE U MAD?
phatootle by Janel Strachan March 17, 2008

phatmosphere 

A destination of interplanetary funksmanship where only the freshest beats and dopest flows ascend, by means of being so fly, gravity is defied.
"Those cats took it to the phatmosphere last night."

"The phatmosphere in this place makes my loins burn."

"Phatmospheric conditions will create high winds on Tuesday."
phatmosphere by ChronicOperator April 22, 2009
The realsest bitch you will ever meet. Not only that, but she is thick and fine AS HELL. She gotta phattttt ass, especially for a white girl. She is a hard ass bitch but also a sweetheart. The truth is the truth and she aint afraid to speak it. Always putting others first, but still in the lead. This bitch will change your life!
ayoooooo yu see that girl?" "yeah, but that bitch aint nuttin like PHATZz
PHATZz by phatz1 December 6, 2010