phatorize 

i. To render something lame.
ii. To remove alcohol from.
iii. To remove clothes from.

When Phil walked in sober and dropped his pants, he immediately phatorized the SLR. Dammit, Phil.

phatorize by Al Fatheta June 13, 2010

Pektorized 

When someone creates a half-assed task and then spends the next few days updating it and fixing it which makes you spend multiple days of redoing the work.Only to realize they don't know what they want from the beginning.

Our new PM created 12 tickets this sprint , we're gonna be so pektorized!

Pektorized by Sandmonkeybusiness November 9, 2020

Pastorized 

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.

That poor boy has been pastorized

Pastorized by Consuela October 28, 2019

Photory; Photories 

Photory; Photories -
Memories that are more vivid because you have a photo from them. In having evidence from say "memory" it can not be changed, distorted, or exaggerated. Pictures prove...Words wimp out.

photory; photories-
1. Photory: "Remember when I won 1st place in that charades competition?" " " You never got 1st place, Look I have a Photory to prove it!" 2. Photories: " Do you remember that day we had to run from those Grizzly bears?" " hnmm.. not really, when was that?" " Here I'll pull out my Photories." " Oh, ya I remember that!"

Photory; Photories by ktothebt July 7, 2011

Photorize 

memorizing all things as picture :p

telling story from a book :
student:
"gastby slapped the blond lady at the party"
Teacher:
you photorized, there is no such a thing in the book.

Photorize by HDMI January 22, 2009

Pastorize 

The act of molestation upon a minor, as performed by a pastor.

Pastorize, pastorized, pastorization.

I am going to pastorize this choir by.
I don't go to church because I was pastorized.
There have been a cavelcade of pastorization cases in town.

Pastorize by Queefmobile December 20, 2020

phorizen

Another term describing a member or past member of the defunct website Phora.org. Use among members is acceptable, use by non-members is considered offensive.

See also phorite

He's a Phorizen, his opinion doesn't matter.

phorizen by Fearless Fraizer July 6, 2005