phatootle

Phatootle means the liking, showing affection, or the going out with, or having relations with either cousin,god relatives, or so called "far family".

Phatootling is the process of being phatootled.

Boy: Go out with me.
Boy's great cousins' cousin: uhm, ok
Me: what nonsensical phatootle is this. The boy is family, and you like him..ARE U MAD?

by Janel Strachan March 17, 2008

Cutie patootie

you. you are a cutie patootie

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love

by redacted._.information July 14, 2023

Cutie patootie

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.

Chad is a cutie patootie.

by Shulaman September 9, 2016

phanooter

A rotting vaginal cavity, that in time creates an odor so unbearable it will cause instant paralysis. It may also contain the incredible ability to make men homosexual.

Easy MaXXX's phanooter is the sole reason manly-man Jimmy turned homosexual, causing us great grief.

by Chris Flint May 20, 2004

cutie patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born

OMG, Jackie is such a cutie patootie , it makes me wish i was her Hubby.

by Hubby65 January 19, 2009

rat's patootie

A kinder way of saying, "rat's ass"

{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?

{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!

by Telephony June 17, 2014

Cutie Patootie

Something so overly cute that the word cute itself has to sound cuter and hence 'cutie patootie'

Rishika is my cutie patootie ♥️

by Bumbsie July 5, 2017