phatto 

This occurs only while skogging but usually not while switch pushing. Skogging is not a straight line pushing movement while it does promote switch foot carving. It's occurs while switching push foot, one foot ends up getting run into by the front of the skateboard and that leads to a "phatto" which is a wipeout caused by errant foot placement.

Oh man, while skogging through the crowds dodging people like a slalom course, i had a nasty phatto and ended up with strawberries on both knees !

phatto by Chris Yandall April 13, 2012

Phatto 

A living thing that is not fat, extra fat or extremely fat.

Did you hear that Billy's mum is a phatto.

Phatto by shoethousond August 16, 2019

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.

Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.

Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

Phantom of the Megaplex 

Is Kathleen's.

Girl #1: "Let's go talk to Phantom of the Megaplex."
Girl #2: "No no, he's Kathleen's."

Phantom of the Megaplex by Sarah Lee Simmons January 22, 2009

General Patton

General Patton's statement on 8 August 1945:
“The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."

He knew what was coming at:
“I understand the situation. Their the Soviet supply system is inadequate to maintain them in a serious action such as I could put to them. They have chickens in the coop and cattle on the hoof--that's their supply system. They could probably maintain themselves in the type of fighting I could give them for five days. After that it would make no difference how many million men they have, and if you wanted Moscow I could give it to you. They lived on the land coming down. There is insufficient left for them to maintain themselves going back. Let's not give them time to build up their supplies. If we do, then . . . we have had a victory over the Germans and disarmed them, but we have failed in the liberation of Europe; we have lost the war!"

How right the outspoken General was..

General Patton Knew the Russian could not be trusted.

General Patton by O. W. Tongueincheek January 28, 2022

patton sanders 

Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes

"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"

patton sanders by Virgil Sanders8284 June 29, 2019

Patton 

Is everyone's dad, and we are all his kiddos. Is the purest person to exist. Loves cats despite being allergic. Also dogs. Lots of dogs. Always trying to make everyone happy. Lots of dad jokes

Patton: "You deserve a 'Pat on' the back for that one!"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"

Patton by Iznightwing March 5, 2019