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Phatz

Someone fat, self motivated, fun and strives for the betterment of himself or others and doesn't give a fuck about anyone else's opinion
If i have to be fat i choose to be like Phatz.
by Biggsß September 2, 2017
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phatz

1. A fat slob lacking self motivation and intelligence. Strong odors usually accompanied by sweat and dirt. Its native habitat consists of the ocean and Marmoma WAWA on that late night tip.; has been known to sleep sitting upright.

2. Often confuses the term FATS for PHATZ.
Is phatz sleeping, eating, or pumping gasoline.
by DIRTY JERZ September 18, 2006
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Related Words
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Phatmass

Proper noun, as in it was (maybe still is) an online community for ultra-traditional and ultra-conservative Roman Catholics who like to imagine themselves as renovating Catholicism for a modern world like through rap-music and other pop-culture references. Members express virtually outright anti-democratic, anti-human-rights, or even fascist sentiments and get applauded or minimized when objections/concerns come up with the concern/objector being the target of bullying or outright trolling of one kind or another. Anti and pseudo science, philosophy, and intellectualism. They have several pseudo-intellectuals who will sometimes pop up to give very intellectually dishonest ramblings that any criticism or disagreement with is met again with bulling or trolling.

Of course the normal traditional Catholic stuff too like anti-sexuality, anti-contraception, anti-LGBTQ+, and so on is the norm. But to say that this is just a traditionalist and conservative message board would be an extremely misleading imagining. Even from a Catholic point of view they are disagreeable to the Second Vatican Council and most modern Popes, especially Pope Francis it would seem, the ordinary form (or the common mass in English). The community climate itself is at very best unhealthy and normally just toxic and abusive. Moderators do very little to curb this and do a lot more to protect their ultra-traditional and ultra-conservative haven that has driven away most of the members of the community.
"Did you read on Phatmass how they were saying democracy is immoral?"

"Yeah, Phatmass is a disaster."
"Thankfully I know that Phatmass isn't really Christian or Catholic."
"Phatmass taught me how hypocritical Christianity is."
by DragonCommentary December 29, 2019
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phat relate

a response to someone when you can relate.
jim: “damn, my dick is so hard
tom: “phat relate
by insertmyname November 24, 2019
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phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats
I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.
by Paradigm. April 22, 2017
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Phat ma

A thick juicy vagina. Tight grip and big lips.
She got the phat ma
by 1029NR July 30, 2020
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Big Mac phatty phacts

A phact and/or phacts that are so dummy thicc that they are not only known to be true, but are far more dope than regular boring facts
“It is time to rip a fatty dab you chode mongers”

Big Mac phatty phacts my dood”
by Bigdikdood January 26, 2020
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