P3tal 

A Professional Overwatch E-sport player that is currently a free agent. Is a small boy who doesn't know what the fuck he is doing in his life, so that why he streams. He also made a gofundme page so he can actually make money so he can get better chances in entering teams such as Cloud 9, NRG E sports, etc. P3tal is stupid, but is by far the best prodigy, his plays can be so insane, that its hard to even believe that he is 15 years old.

"HOLY CRAP DUDE P3TAL IS POPPING OFF"
"HES INSANE"
"WHAT THE FUCK P3TAL, YOUR IQ OF THAT PLAY"

P3tal by P3tal August 29, 2018

Zuzu's Petals 

A phrase from the 1946 movie "Its a Wonderful Life". The petals belong to Zuzu Bailey, the youngest daughter of George Bailey the main character. Zuzu had brought a flower home from school. When she was upset that a few petals had fallen off, George pretended to reattach them and secretly slipped them into his pocket.

Towards the end of the movie, after being shown what the world might be like if he had never been born, George is given a second chance by God. Changes that had occurred while he didn't exist, were returned. He is initially made aware of this, in part, by the fact that Zuzu's Petals were again in his pocket.

Zuzu's petals...Zuzu... There they are!

Zuzu's Petals by ZuzusPetals August 4, 2009

Potalian 

Mixed Between Italian And Polish

Jack yous a Potalian

Potalian by Graham G June 18, 2007

PTAL 

Please Take A Look

PTAL below...

PTAL by snowbeard January 5, 2010

Pital 

A word for all varieties of cursed food/drink

*Dead Dog Pizza
*Beesechurger
*Hamster Muffin
*Mushy Armadillo Cereal
*Dryer Lint Hot Pocket
*Mosquito Pancake

"I eat nails for breakfast, with no milk"
"That sounds like a Pital"

Pital by ThePleadTribe October 23, 2020

Petaluma Gift Basket 

When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.

Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.

Petaluma Gift Basket by Chefload December 21, 2012

petal 

Phrase of kindness, used when addressing a person.

"Can you get me a cup of tea petal?" Similarly, "Julie, petal... can you help me arrange the dinner table?"

petal by N.Rushton June 11, 2006