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PITA fee 

A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.

This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.

Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."

Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.

This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
PITA fee by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

pikalund 

A bakchod pajeet Pikachu. Super edgy, reeks of teen angst.
Person 1: Hey, where is Aryan10 today?
Person 2: Oh, pikalund?
Person 1: Yeah, that bakchod Pikachu.

Person 2: Eh, probably fapping in Viridian Forest.
pikalund by Pajeet Ketchum February 5, 2019
Oh she is so pinal
Pinal by Plvacx hu September 28, 2018

Zuzu's Petals 

A phrase from the 1946 movie "Its a Wonderful Life". The petals belong to Zuzu Bailey, the youngest daughter of George Bailey the main character. Zuzu had brought a flower home from school. When she was upset that a few petals had fallen off, George pretended to reattach them and secretly slipped them into his pocket.

Towards the end of the movie, after being shown what the world might be like if he had never been born, George is given a second chance by God. Changes that had occurred while he didn't exist, were returned. He is initially made aware of this, in part, by the fact that Zuzu's Petals were again in his pocket.
Zuzu's petals...Zuzu... There they are!
Zuzu's Petals by ZuzusPetals August 4, 2009

pitillion 

An indefinitely immense number. A value that fluctuates in its worth. Generally considered to be a large amount.
That guy is being attacked by a pitillion zombies.
pitillion by typingsucks August 16, 2009
It’s a really cool mutual you can get on Tiktok and Twitter she never miss
“Hey are you mutuals with pitavs on Tiktok?”
“Yeah!”
You are cool”
Pitavs by Okay_ilove August 27, 2021