a man who holds titles to everything universally possible (Doctor, Reverend, Collegiate Professor, Professional Skydiver, Baby Daddy, Mr. President, GOD, neo-nazi aggravator, COMPOSER for fox studios, etc)
That man is such a Dr. Reverend Oberle! What a GOD! He is stunting with so much clout.
When one finds themselves "turned" or other wise confusingly (or whole heartedly) attracted to the 'Red Viper' Oberyn Nymerios Martell from the hit series 'A Song of Ice and Fire' and hit TV show 'Game of Thrones'.
This particular sexuality is widely accepted to include the entirety of the population.