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A microscopic college town just outside of cleveland, known for its racous disregard for sexual mores, internationally renowned conservatory of music, and annual bike derby. Other highlights include drag ball, the big parade, and quarter beers at the 'Sco.
Students are characterized by efficiency in everything they do, from studying to partying to developing anxiety disorders. They resort to online services such as facebook to make up for their ackward social skills. After graduation they become lovable teddy bears with vicious political goals.
If it wasn't for Oberlin, I might have a normal girlfriend, but since I'm here I might as well enjoy the ride.

Arggghh. We be the blasted pirate bears of Oberlin, hand over all your blueberries and nobody gets a nugy.
Oberlin by scruffy the pirate July 1, 2005
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Both a town and a college in Northeast Ohio in Lorain County founded by two Presbyterian ministers, John Jay Shipherd, and his student, Philo P. Stewart. It is named for John Frederick Oberlin, an Alsatian minister.
The college is particularly celebrated for its conservatory and its activist student body.
Significant events in the town's history include the Wellington Rescue.
Tappan Square is a park in Oberlin.
Oberlin by Metoikos June 2, 2005
A small town of about 2000 people in Southwestern Louisiana. One red light, a couple of gas stations, and the dollar store. Local teens amuse themselves by "looping" Main Street (3 whole blocks) and having casual sex with their peers. Girls are, in fact, known for their "hoeing" proclivities (see Hoberlin). Residents of Oberlin celebrate a very traditional Mardi Gras celebration, beginning with a chicken run in the early morning hours, continuing with a long procession of vehicles and horses throughout the countryside, proceeding into a parade, and finally a gumbo-and-dance event at night...all done while wearing costumes and drinking large quantities of alcohol.
Hey, y'all...let's go to Oberlin tomorrow for Mardi Gras!
Oberlin by DirtyLittleSecret June 14, 2008
What I call the Robles family.
Person 1: Hey are you a Robles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you Oberlin
Oberlin by TheGravelOfAnEstrada January 5, 2025

Oberlin College 

One of the shittiest colleges you can go to.
“I got accepted into Oberlin college”
“That’s one of the shittiest colleges you can go to
Oberlin College by Mi9w7jc March 10, 2022

Chanel Oberlin 

Chanel Oberlin is the protagonist villain of Scream Queens, however due to her mean and merciless attitude she is considered as an anti-villainess or anti-heroine. She is the former president of Kappa Kappa Tau, later alongside Zayday Williams.
"And remember, Chanel Oberlin is above the law"
Chanel Oberlin by NickiDolly April 6, 2021

oberlointmentfongentchuler 

is a type of cow who drinks his own milk from its udders
I hate oberlointmentfongentchuler milk
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