An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic outcome. They've done everything you have, only more often... and better than you.
You: I got to meet Engelbert Humperdinck before the concert and I got his autograph.

Topper: Yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! Then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.

You: Ow. I have a a dislocated knee.

Topper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have titanium pins inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months... and I always set off the metal detectors at the airport!
by VCM1973 October 18, 2010
"can I use your topper please"

by RainbowMug June 14, 2019
Noun. The last toke you take before you stop smoking weed because you are as high as you want to be.
"No thanks man, that last one was my topper."

"No dude, I topped out already."

"I had to pick up the phone just as I was exhaling my topper! I hate talking to people when I'm high; it was like, "I know I'm talking too much, but I don't know what I can leave out of what I'm saying!"
by Thomas Shane January 8, 2010
A female who specifically is skilled at most and/or all sexual positions in which she is on top of her significant other.
My girlgriend gives great head, but i wish she was a topper.

I love to hit it from the back, but that's a lot of work, that is why sometimes I prefer a topper.
by Neon Deon February 20, 2014
fly, up there, hot, new, usually expensive and one of a kind
That's topper, where'd you cop that?
shawty stay topper
by Keyshanti December 1, 2007
toon out of pocket player

anyone who buys a maxed out character for a game with there own money just so they can say they have a level capped toon but they dont know how to use it.
Shade: what is up with this guy is he a topper or what
by Vdrakulya of frostwolf February 11, 2011
A poster on who likes to insert his penis in his partner's anus during homosexual intercourse ....
Topper likes to stick his penis in Strangelove's anus ...
by grandmasterbatord May 4, 2008