obert 

the word originally defines an intelligent young man, however, he died from having a large penis. Thus, his name defines anyone who has a big penis.

For an example, damn yo, billy has a Obert. I hope he doesn't go down like him.

obert by Obert A. Kong July 25, 2004

Obert 

A guy who loves to make memes about his friends. He is a big liar sometimes, but he is someone who you can count on (sometimes). He loves watching shows. He sleeps a lot and always looks like he just sniffed a good amount of weed. He gets very formal through text. Definitely a good best friend material. He also has a big cock.

Oh my God, you rickrolled me again!!! Stop being such an Obert!!!

Obert by _yourdaddy69420___ May 16, 2022

obert 

The bag Oh Boy O'Berto beef jerkey comes in.

C'mon man open the obert im starving!

obert by Dave March 2, 2004

obert 

An unbelievably annoying prick that haunts the ff. He loves to ban people for no reason and deletes any posts he disagrees with.
Common characteristics of an obert:

Terrified of being exposed

Can't spell

Can't please his wife

Love for power and discipline

obert is an orbert

obert by keainformer September 22, 2013

ian obert

God almighty. His hair his life everything is godly

Ian Obert oh my he's sex incarnated in a man

ian obert by Yet boy September 2, 2016

the Reincarnation of Obert

the Reincarnation of Obert is a concept where Obert the friendly crow gets reincarnated every time he dies, the original obert bathed in a lunch box.

"my grandpa got shot by the reincarnation of obert"

the Reincarnation of Obert by Polish Attack Plane June 12, 2026

Overthinking 

The art of creating problems that weren't even there.

I was overthinking the test and made it harder on my self.

Overthinking by Jackrocks2468 June 18, 2016