Ossify 

verb- to become stiff and bone.

If you feel something ossified in your pants, don't be alarmed. It's an erection. If you're a girl and you felt the same the way, be alarmed. You're most likely a shemale.

"ossify"

Ossify by anderl1n June 17, 2009

Ossifer 

How a drunk says "officer."

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am, ossifer!"

Ossifer by JonnyBGoode09 December 16, 2008

ossified 

Too intoxicated to function properly

Tonight I am getting ossified

ossified by Mac19 February 11, 2006

ossifragant 

bone-breaking, literally.

The fierce, ossifragant force of Humbaba's blows would have hurt any men but Enkidu and Gilgamesh.

ossifragant by the_ossifragant_force November 13, 2010

Ossified 

to be completely and undeniably plastered drunk!

"man i was so ossified i could'nt even speak!"

Ossified by Solid9 January 5, 2007

ossified 

(Irish) locked to the point you can't move

Liz was utterly ossified the other night

ossified by AlzerSlong November 19, 2004

Ossified 

Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after.

Alternate meaning: fucked.

He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification.

Ossified by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023