"I'm not as think as you drunk I am, ossifer!"
by JonnyBGoode09 December 2, 2008
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The state of intoxication that leads to a syllable change in the word officer when attempting to communicate with your local PD.
Wha-zeems to be the problem Ossiffer?

"Take her away boys, this is a serious case of Ossification"
by Bruins mallow July 8, 2019
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