Ossifer

How a drunk says "officer."

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am, ossifer!"

by JonnyBGoode09 December 16, 2008

Ossification

The state of intoxication that leads to a syllable change in the word officer when attempting to communicate with your local PD.

Wha-zeems to be the problem Ossiffer?

"Take her away boys, this is a serious case of Ossification"

by Bruins mallow July 8, 2019