Ossification 

The state of intoxication that leads to a syllable change in the word officer when attempting to communicate with your local PD.

Wha-zeems to be the problem Ossiffer?

"Take her away boys, this is a serious case of Ossification"

Ossification by Bruins mallow July 8, 2019

Ownificationism 

The act of owning. The belief that being better at something than someone else makes you a superior human being. Most often practised by people involved with the internet.

Did you see that headshot? Ownificationism!
That guy is unbelievable, that's ownification(ism) on a brand new level!

Ownificationism by Kakevoldtekt December 20, 2010

Bossification 

The process of pimping out something to the point it can not be out pimped.

Friend 1: We have begun the process of bossification

Bossification by Triplechris April 1, 2015

Ossofication 

The act of being Ossofied. To be reamed out beyond its limits.

After the girl received some serious ossofication, she had to go the hospital to get stitched up.

Ossofication by Tiffany Wolfe April 28, 2007

Jossification

To make something sound like it was written by Buffy creator Joss Whedon.

Have you noticed the Jossification of this revamped Dr Who?

A: It's like bad with an extra suitcase of bad.
B: Jossification much?

Jossification by boredlaura October 23, 2006

Assification 

The process by which you assify something.

The act of overdoing something to the point it where you have created crap.

Thanks for the complete assification of that poster.

Now that the assification is complete wait and see it all go to hell.

Assification by XpideR G August 6, 2009

assification 

the misuse by UCLA professors of the term "acidification" during academic lectures on concerning the pH of ocean water.

the gradual increase in obtaining ass

oceans continue to assify

increased assification in the oceans

assification by Thailand sustainable wildcard July 13, 2009