to be completely and undeniably plastered drunk!
"man i was so ossified i could'nt even speak!"
by Solid9 January 04, 2007
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verb- to become stiff and bone.
If you feel something ossified in your pants, don't be alarmed. It's an erection. If you're a girl and you felt the same the way, be alarmed. You're most likely a shemale.

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