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Ossified 

to be completely and undeniably plastered drunk!
"man i was so ossified i could'nt even speak!"
Ossified by Solid9 January 5, 2007
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ossified 

(Irish) locked to the point you can't move
Liz was utterly ossified the other night
ossified by AlzerSlong November 19, 2004

Ossified 

Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after.

Alternate meaning: fucked.
He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification.
Ossified by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

ossified 

An urban irish term for being totally drunk
"I am completely ossified at the moment..I can't possible drive that tractor!"
ossified by gazzap June 30, 2023
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