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Too intoxicated to function properly

Tonight I am getting ossified

ossified by Mac19 February 11, 2006

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Ossified

to be completely and undeniably plastered drunk!

"man i was so ossified i could'nt even speak!"

Ossified by Solid9 January 5, 2007

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ossified

(Irish) locked to the point you can't move

Liz was utterly ossified the other night

ossified by AlzerSlong November 19, 2004

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Ossified

Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after.

Alternate meaning: fucked.

He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification.

Ossified by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

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ossified

An urban irish term for being totally drunk

"I am completely ossified at the moment..I can't possible drive that tractor!"

ossified by gazzap June 30, 2023

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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