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Ossified 

to be completely and undeniably plastered drunk!
"man i was so ossified i could'nt even speak!"
Ossified by Solid9 January 5, 2007
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ossified 

(Irish) locked to the point you can't move
Liz was utterly ossified the other night
ossified by AlzerSlong November 19, 2004

Ossified 

Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after.

Alternate meaning: fucked.
He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification.
Ossified by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

ossified 

An urban irish term for being totally drunk
"I am completely ossified at the moment..I can't possible drive that tractor!"
ossified by gazzap June 30, 2023
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026