The orgasmatron is a remote operated spinal implant that will stimulate a woman to the brink of orgasm with the push of a button. Clinical trial(s) began in 2003 with the approval of the FDA. Notwithstanding spirited media coverage, enthusiasm for the procedure has been remarkably low. The surgeon who patented this treatment for "sexual dysfunction" thank you Dr. Stuart Meloy is actually struggling to find volunteers for the trial presently the operation is only available for women. The anticipated cost of surgery is somewhere between $13-17,000.

Ladies interested in the orgasmatron might also consider investing in a cervical plug; this device should prevent the uterus from escaping during the painful procedure.

orgasmatron by Lorn A. W. October 20, 2004

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Something is described as "orgasmatronic" when it provides as much pleasure as an orgasmatron.

Tiffany had an orgasmatronic moment as Tim's thick sleek cock swiftly crept its way up her cervix.

orgasmatronic by Desear January 7, 2005

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Hilarious electro song by Avenue D about a vibrator.

"Batteries included no assembly required
you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired.
Orgasmatron, Orgasmatron,"

orgasmatron by MisterCity May 8, 2006

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