batteries 

most dramatic object other things stop working or they break, but batteries, they DIE. If you are a battery you're either working or you're dead.

Guy 1: Why aren't you listening to your walk man?
Guy 2: I can't my batteries died in my lap this morning.

batteries by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

batteries 

visiting your crush in the hospital after a minor fit. you want to help recharge his batteries but you're not sure you are the right one for the job.

hi, i want to sit with you for a while and remind you of a future that can be bright if we want it. and when youre better and your batteries recharged, i would love to be in it, hold you in my arms and never look back again.

batteries by Krkič January 23, 2020

Batteries 

The thing you use to fuel your xbox controller/flashlight

Guy 1:Hey,you got any Batteries?

Guy 2:Nope,what for?
Guy 1,My Xbox Controller

Batteries by Mineboi99 May 19, 2021

Batteries 

when you are with a friend or friends and you see your principle you have to whisper “batteries” in your friends ear if you are in a “batteries radius” Aka 30 ft” . If you see your female principle it’s pretty similar you just whisper “female batteries “. Pretty simple

Hey Jake I need to whisper you something, okay , “batteries’ oh shit yea batteries.

Batteries by anonymous June 18, 2022

Batteries Donahue

A boy who is mentally disabled, enjoys bananas and cargo shorts, and is obsessed with the film Congo.

Batteries Donahue: One time i was dream about finding diamonds in the congo because of congo and i sat down wrong on my balls which turned out to be my Amy action figure which forced my body to evacuate all the poop i had stored up and then i went to my room and cried.

Carlos: Can't you see i'm Alabama logjamming your mom kid, beat it.

Batteries Donahue by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009

Batteries Plus

s an American retail chain of 600+ franchise outlets2 founded in 1988 that sells and recycles345 batteries of varying size and voltage that provide power to operate consumer electronics, watches, cell phones, digital cameras, automobiles and other devices that require DC power

In July 2016, Los Angeles based private equity firm, Freeman Spogli & Co., acquired Batteries Plus from Roark

Batteries Plus by SPrice1980 October 5, 2023

Batteries Plus

is an American retail chain of 600+ franchise outlets2 founded in 1988 that sells and recycles345 batteries of varying size and voltage that provide power to operate consumer electronics, watches, cell phones, digital cameras, automobiles and other devices that require DC power.

In 2012 Batteries Plus began the process of changing its name to Batteries Plus Bulbs, to reflect the addition of a selection of light bulbs to its inventory of products

Batteries Plus by Wendysfg October 5, 2023