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orgasmatronic 

Something is described as "orgasmatronic" when it provides as much pleasure as an orgasmatron.
Tiffany had an orgasmatronic moment as Tim's thick sleek cock swiftly crept its way up her cervix.
orgasmatronic by Desear January 7, 2005

orgasmatron 

A truly brilliant song by motorhead
i am the one ORGASMATRON, the outstretched, grasping hand
orgasmatron by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

orgasmatron 

A large phone-booth-like device used to automate sex. As seen in the movie "Sleeper", by Woody Allen.
Would you like to step into the Orgasmatron with me?
orgasmatron by Frac June 11, 2006

orgasmaphonic 

the sounds and other vocalizations made while orgasming
the sounds she made were positively orgasmaphonic!
orgasmaphonic by matty boy2009 March 23, 2009

orgasmatron 

The orgasmatron is a remote operated spinal implant that will stimulate a woman to the brink of orgasm with the push of a button. Clinical trial(s) began in 2003 with the approval of the FDA. Notwithstanding spirited media coverage, enthusiasm for the procedure has been remarkably low. The surgeon who patented this treatment for "sexual dysfunction" thank you Dr. Stuart Meloy is actually struggling to find volunteers for the trial presently the operation is only available for women. The anticipated cost of surgery is somewhere between $13-17,000.
Ladies interested in the orgasmatron might also consider investing in a cervical plug; this device should prevent the uterus from escaping during the painful procedure.
orgasmatron by Lorn A. W. October 20, 2004

orgasmatron 

Hilarious electro song by Avenue D about a vibrator.
"Batteries included no assembly required
you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired.
Orgasmatron, Orgasmatron,"
orgasmatron by MisterCity May 8, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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