orgaspatron

Patriarch of orgasm giving.

That Ivan is one great orgaspatron!

by Ivan Celis December 13, 2007

orgastronomic

Adj: explaining the expeirence caused by eating something so amazing that your entire enteric/gastrointestional nervous system (smell, taste, all the nerves & cells in your gut that tell you what they really need) ilicit a "la petite moir" type of orgasmic response, or a short period of transcendence.

"Oh my gawd! That marinated, grilled, grass-fed, free-range, antibiotic-free, organic beef tenderloin was f-ing orgastronomic! Wait... I can't move. Don't touch my plate...yet... ah! No. don't move. ah. oh, okay. okay. whew. I am going to lick that plate clean."

by SaraHeartburn October 27, 2012

orgasmatron

A truly brilliant song by motorhead

i am the one ORGASMATRON, the outstretched, grasping hand

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

orgasmatron

A large phone-booth-like device used to automate sex. As seen in the movie "Sleeper", by Woody Allen.

Would you like to step into the Orgasmatron with me?

by Frac June 11, 2006

Orgasmatronic

Pleasing or orgasmic enough to give robots orgasms. And robots aren't supposed to feel anything.

Dude 1: So how was that robot?
Dude 2: My penis was so large that it screamed my name in ecstasy!
Robot: Damn right, it was orgasmatronic.

by Aaron Cock February 25, 2011

orgasmatron

The orgasmatron is a remote operated spinal implant that will stimulate a woman to the brink of orgasm with the push of a button. Clinical trial(s) began in 2003 with the approval of the FDA. Notwithstanding spirited media coverage, enthusiasm for the procedure has been remarkably low. The surgeon who patented this treatment for "sexual dysfunction" thank you Dr. Stuart Meloy is actually struggling to find volunteers for the trial presently the operation is only available for women. The anticipated cost of surgery is somewhere between $13-17,000.

Ladies interested in the orgasmatron might also consider investing in a cervical plug; this device should prevent the uterus from escaping during the painful procedure.

by Lorn A. W. October 20, 2004

orgasmatronic

Something is described as "orgasmatronic" when it provides as much pleasure as an orgasmatron.

Tiffany had an orgasmatronic moment as Tim's thick sleek cock swiftly crept its way up her cervix.

by Desear January 7, 2005