Dude 1: So how was that robot?
Dude 2: My penis was so large that it screamed my name in ecstasy!
Robot: Damn right, it was orgasmatronic.
Dude 2: My penis was so large that it screamed my name in ecstasy!
Robot: Damn right, it was orgasmatronic.
by Aaron Cock February 7, 2011
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
A large phone-booth-like device used to automate sex. As seen in the movie "Sleeper", by Woody Allen.
by Frac June 4, 2006
The orgasmatron is a remote operated spinal implant that will stimulate a woman to the brink of orgasm with the push of a button. Clinical trial(s) began in 2003 with the approval of the FDA. Notwithstanding spirited media coverage, enthusiasm for the procedure has been remarkably low. The surgeon who patented this treatment for "sexual dysfunction" thank you Dr. Stuart Meloy is actually struggling to find volunteers for the trial presently the operation is only available for women. The anticipated cost of surgery is somewhere between $13-17,000.
Ladies interested in the orgasmatron might also consider investing in a cervical plug; this device should prevent the uterus from escaping during the painful procedure.
by Lorn A. W. October 21, 2004
by Desear January 8, 2005
"Batteries included no assembly required
you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired.
Orgasmatron, Orgasmatron,"
you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired.
Orgasmatron, Orgasmatron,"
by MisterCity April 27, 2006
A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.
by Dan Fox July 28, 2003