orgasms

fluids you get when horny

India story of orgasms

Drona implies that he was not gestated in a womb, but outside the human body in a droon (vessel). His dad got orgasms after watching a hot chick and he collected the fluid in a drona, meaning vessel.

by Daxata May 10, 2011

Floppy orgasms

Cuming when you dont have a hard-on.

Put it this way, your weiner does some weird shit before you cum

by DeadMan Inc April 3, 2005

aftershock orgasms

Orgasms or erotic stimulations that occur spontaneously and unexpectedly despite the lover not being in the room or any sexual activity or contact occuring. Aftershock orgasms are inspired mental activity and physiological reactions that come after 'monster thumping sex' and the body is still craving and aching for the lover long after intercourse has occured. Usually the person suffering an 'aftershock' has a boner, a wierd smirky smile for no reason, has a visible cramp, is distracted while driving or working, or may engage in masturbation while crying out his/her lover's name in the middle of the day for no reason. If you get these, ride the waves and keep the lover. Also known as an 'echo orgasm.'

After a romantic night of 'monster thumping sex' my guy and I couldn't see each other for a few days, but I was having aftershock orgasms all the time. So was my guy when he finally confessed over the phone.

She: "I can't stop thinking about you. It's so bad I'm having trouble driving."
He: "I know, these aftershock orgasms are making driving dangerous. HAHA."
She: "My coworkers are thinking I'm losing my mind, and I can't tell them. They'll think I'm a pervert!"
He: "I'm coming over in a few days. I need my next fix."

by Laniidae January 26, 2008

I see dead people having orgasms

Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.

Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Stacking Orgasms

Stacking orgasms refers a method for causing what is commonly referred to as "Multiple Orgasms" which involves bringing a woman as close to orgasm as possible so that her body "stores" that orgasmic energy - do this multiple times so that when she finally does have an orgasm she's releasing the energy of five (or more) orgasms simultaneously. Women are capable of having several different types of orgasms including but not limited to vaginal; clitoral; fully body; anal; G-spot; combined & psycholagnic. What's normally refered to as "multiple orgasms" usually combines psycholagnic with any of the other types.

Stacking orgasms can sometimes be difficult if the girl has no clue what you're doing (which she shouldn't) because she gets SO CLOSE just before you back off a bit - sometimes they get angry because they think you're "screwing them up" so they CANT orgasm. They typically think this is what's happening until they find themselves STILL experiencing orgasm for several minutes after you've taken your hands (and everything else) off of them - there is no physical contact at this point; they are STILL experiencing orgasm. This is what "Stacking Orgasms" refers to. There is a SECRET to how it's done! (if you don't know - I'm not going to tell you).

by Liquidbraino January 26, 2012

alphabetical orgasms

Refers to da act of getting off on various situations and circumstances, such as:
BOARgasm: research about/interaction wif wild/male pigs
BOERgasm: research about/interaction wif Dutch/Huguenot settlers in Asia

BOORgasm: partaking in "crude 'n' rude" behavior
BOREgasm: creating holes or being dull-natured
COORgasm: guzzling a Silver Bullet
COREgasm: surveying da remains of a thoroughly-eaten apple
DOORgasm: being invited inside a dwelling
FOREgasm: hitting a golf ball (can also refer to premature ejaculation while engaged in "getting in da mood" activities)
FOURgasm: involving yourself wif dual twos of something
GOREgasm: research about/interaction wif da infamous "An Inconvenient Truth" politician, or anything regarding da infamous "Old Blood 'n' Guts" 4-star general
HOARgasm: anything gray or grayish-white
LOREgasm: studying/recounting tales from yesteryear
MOORgasm: researching/trekking broad grassy meadows
MOREgasm: when receiving anything additional

NORgasm: when neither option is available or doable
OARgasm: when paddling a boat
ORgasm: when given a choice of two options
OREgasm: when you "hit pay-dirt"

Additional examples of alphabetical orgasms may occur when:
POORgasm: being unable to "keep up wif da Joneses"
POREgasm: getting goosebumps
POURgasm: seeing liquid dispensed
ROARgasm: performing a loudly-celebratory "I da MAN!" chest-pounding routine after "getting lucky" wif a female
SOARgasm: when you perfect using a hang-glider
SOREgasm: anything regarding grumpiness or painful skin/muscles
TORgasm: anything regarding a rocky outcrop or hill
TOREgasm: when gleefully ripping things apart
TOURgasm: when partaking of a guided group-stroll
WARgasm: anything combat-related (da arrogantly-bold old-school military leader mentioned above likely experienced lots of these)
WOREgasm: researching/experiencing garments of some kind
YOREgasm: taking a trip down Memory Lane
YOURgasm: paying attention to/sharing resources wif someone else

by QuacksO January 23, 2022

decapitated orgasms

when you and your girl are doing the 'do' but she's thinking about another guy while yall doing it / her moans aren't for you, hence "decapitated orgasms". or the song that Five Deez made.

Yo, me and my girl was doing it right? And I think she was pulling some decapitated orgasms.

by tensa.ii January 5, 2024