Opportuniting 

A word defined by DBO that refers to a person or team working on creating new opportunities.
This is to have the following effect:

1) Making sure people are listening
2) To consolidate more words needing to be used to articulate this effectively.

We need to focus on inbound opportuniting as a company to increase leads

Opportuniting by DBO1 March 29, 2020

opportunitize 

(verb) to take advantage of your opportunites

I found out that my manager got fired from my company so I opportunitized and applied to take his position.

opportunitize by bablas June 12, 2012

pursue other opportunities 

To be fired or forced out of a job due to failure or scandal. The "opportunities" to be "pursued" may include crying, applying for unemployment, eating cheetos, and watching daytime talk tv. A close analogue, usually used in politics or sports, is the departure "to spend time with his family."

In the wake of its failure to meet earnings targets, the company announced that its chief financial officer would be leaving to pursue other opportunities and the company was planning to focus on its core competencies.

pursue other opportunities by smythy September 15, 2009

little opportunities 

A phrase coined by Octomom, Nadya Suleman, to put a positive spin on how she financially provides for fourteen children without working. Little opportunities are generated by pimping one's own children out to the media.

Q - Hey, dude. Why are there so many cameramen on the beach today?
A - Cause the Octomom is taking advantage of one of her "little opportunities" by pretending she actually takes her brood of fourteen to the beach on a regular basis for some good old-fashioned family fun.
Q - Ah! So, she's pimping those poor kids out again.

little opportunities by TsuDho November 30, 2009

youth opportunities 

A place where a homeless youth can get bottled water and given another chance only to be kicked back onto the street. Workers are nice as long as you follow their rules and don't think for yourself. Kids hookup and get pregnant then smoke dab carts in the bathroom with the door open and their only asked if their homework is done. They also don't care if you have a home aslong as you read an outdated textbook. They do help people, but only if you let them control every aspect in your decision making and forget friends,and hanging out with friends means you have "a place to live"

I went to youth opportunities to get housing, now I live in a motel and do meth.

youth opportunities by Speedy Winxter May 18, 2022

opportunitities 

The opportunity to see breasts.

I'll have some serious opportunitities after my second date tonight!

opportunitities by chifish August 24, 2017

Opportunitang 

When the opportunity for tang or poontang is foreseeable. More commonly used where the moment of opportunity is slim, usually the phrase "the opportunitang of a lifetime!" would be used here.

See also opporpoonity

Dude, Sarah was so drunk at that party last night when you were at home playing Starcraft. There was such opportunitang there and you missed it.

Dude, just got a text, my girlfriend's lost her birth control pills, but she's still protected for the next 12 hours, g2g take this opportunitang while I still can.

Brb - opportunitang.

Opportunitang by iamthesocklord August 19, 2010