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Located in sweden its the best city that has ever existed, it was built in 1337 and is now a shitfest
I was in onsala!
Oh shit, did you subscribe to u/deadpoppin
Ofc is did! Link in description!
Onsala by /u/deadpoppin August 16, 2019
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hop on onslaught 

A term usually for 'extremely' lubricated squirting contests with your friend. whether you are a male, or a female.

The other person is incapable of denying it. If you or your friend are a male, then it means to see who can squirt semen out there penis the farthest, if you or your friend are female, than it means to see who can squirt out of there pussy the farthest.
hop on onslaught by sillygooba267 September 17, 2023

BEEF ONSLAUGHT 

While engaging in sexual activity with a partner,
call numerous males over to include in the sexual act.
Causing an overwhelming amount of male genetalia in one
location. The copious amount of male genetalia compared to female genetalia would result in an "onslaught" type of situation.
"Last night Jonny surprised me by inviting his friends over. I was definately satisfied with the beef onslaught i recieved."
BEEF ONSLAUGHT by Stephen Travers September 16, 2006

Onslaght 

Leader of the Combaticons, Plus loyal to Starscream then betrayed him.
"Combaticons combine to Bruticus"said Onslaght
Onslaght by Soundbalster October 24, 2020

Onslaught 

It has nothing to do with UT. Onslaught is when you are a savage and go in beast mode and bring the damage. Onslaught is when you are in the act of slaughtering someone at something. IE. fighting, fucking, gaming etc.
Man that bitch thought he was gonna win but I brought the onslaught and threw a vertical 360 cockslap with my lumber and broke his jaw.

We was boxin and i went in beast mode and brought the onslaught and got a K.O.

Man I got me some tight pussy last night, son it was a onslaught.
Onslaught by TSNB April 1, 2009

onslaught 

bob is mad
folder:gets impaled by spike
drem:onslaught
onslaught by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer September 1, 2021
actually spelled andale, means "Come on!" That's what Speedy Gonzales was always saying to Sylvester. What a freak! (Arriba, in that context, means, "Hurry up!")
Ondalay, let's go get some burritos.
ondalay by water_bills April 28, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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