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When a guy drinks too much but can still get hard enough to have sex. However, you are so drunk that you can't get off by having sex, so instead you jerk yourself off onto the girl.
Man can you believe Mike Onagad it again last night?
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A place people move to for their dreams to die
Me at 11: Yay! We're moving to Florida!
Me at 16: Why the fuck did I move to Ocala...
Ocala by OcalaSucks September 15, 2016

onalerona 

She is the type of person people are supposed to date ,she is funny,outgoing and great to be around. She is smart and beautiful but she doesn’t see it . Life of the party and hard to forget. She is the type to be care free. She is an amazing leader and friend but an even better girlfriend. She is responsible and respectful . And she has s body for days
Wow you should be like onalerona

I’m in a onalerona mood
onalerona by Friendlyghost November 1, 2018

ocala nuts 

The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.
"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"
ocala nuts by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014
A city in Florida where if you aren’t a horse you are the minority .
You: do you know the nearest market in Ocala ?
Ocala native : NEIGHHHH
Ocala by Jxson06 July 4, 2019
An awesome, talented person, that her co-workers love, but she has obviously date some asshole in her past.
Onalee, whoever posted that first definition of you on Urban dictionary was a real asshole.
Onalee by An awesome friend August 7, 2012