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onalaska wa 

A small town in Washington on highway 12. Known for mudding, beefallow, eagles (i just saw 3!), cows/beef, meth, no shoulders on the highway, illegal chicken farms.

Saying like "Dad ur driving sown both sides of the road!" Dad: "I pay taxes for both sides." Republicans. A great place to be raised but not a great place to be an adult.
Did we just go through Onalaska wa again?
onalaska wa by drmace April 8, 2015

Onalaska, Washington 

A small, unincorporated community within Lewis County, Washington. The name for the town comes from the poem The Pleasures of Hope by Thomas Campbell.
I grew up in Onalaska, Washington and I personally liked it. It was much better than growing up in the big city.
Onalaska, Washington by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Onalaska, TX 

Some bum ass town in the middle of Lake Livingston. Sitting between Coldspring and Livingston, Texas, Onalaska is filled with miserable assholes and Coke addicts.
Joe: "Hey man, how was your time in Onalaska, TX"
Mike: "I want to kill myself"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026