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onsalo is a very handsome young man that pulls all the girls and when he comes around the corner the girls go like "omg theres onsalo" onsalo’s tend to have a hugo cock
there goes a onsalo
onsalo by sverxz November 22, 2021
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Onslow College 

The most swaggest school in the wild west
Man that school has swag it must be Onslow College
Onslow College by onsloooooow November 2, 2013
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Located in sweden its the best city that has ever existed, it was built in 1337 and is now a shitfest
I was in onsala!
Oh shit, did you subscribe to u/deadpoppin
Ofc is did! Link in description!
Onsala by /u/deadpoppin August 16, 2019
Onslow is a term given to a middle class privately educated teenager who pretends to be part of the working class.
"Onslows" are often seen wearing nike trainers two sizes two big, coupled with labelled grey jogging bottoms (adidas, nike, kangol are common brands) and a visior, from which gelled hair can be seen. Onslows often bop for no apparent reason. They also but on fake Watford style accents, favorite terms "owite?" "rightman?" etc.
"Oi, onslow, do your maths homework before you go to destiny otherwise you'll get a detention!"
onslow by danny baker February 22, 2005

onkaloida 

(verb); tunne joka syntyy kun kaipaa naposteluhetkeä, vaikka on täynnä esimerkiksi yksinäisyyden tai tylsyyden vuoksi.
Minua onkaloi koko viikonlopun, sillä kissani on mummon bisnesmatkalla enkä keksinyt muuta tekemistä kuin syömistä. Onkaloida.
onkaloida by shaimunghurri November 2, 2020

skelital onslot 

a gothic whore
hey stacey check out that skelital onslot!! "she sure knows how to suck the evil demons right outta me!!
skelital onslot by gingerneese October 21, 2010
A synonym for 'bad'. Something that is onslow can mean that it is of a lower standard compared to something, or can also mean that it is undesirable.
'That is so onslow!'
'This school is onslow!'
'This place is teh onslow!' (when used in leetspeak)
onslow by Rick Conant April 13, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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