Oldpen

An old crusty, dried up, raisin body, bald, can't grow hair whatsoever, Omega, cuts trees for a living (RUDE) and is verbally aggressive

"Oldpen, have you not changed your diaper today? It's starting to stink up the whole nursing home"

"I told you already, I ran out of wipes"

by Ew Man March 18, 2023

Öldendörfing

The heterosexual act where two men insert their erect penises in either end of a Chinese finger trap and have a tug-of-war

"I totally just saw two guys Öldendörfing in the alley behind the sex shop!"

by StevieG777 February 21, 2014

Olden Golden

Olde English 800 Malt Liquor

Grab me an olden golden out the fridge!

by Legacy 106 September 28, 2006

oldenburg

a super tiny town nobody knows of unless they've literally been in it, characterized by church spires, german architecture, white catholic german citizens, beer, and Oldenburg Academy

person1: i just drove through oldenburg; it's beautiful

person2: what's an oldenburg?

by srtg0078 January 8, 2012

oldgen

Someone who has been playing a game for years, opposite of newgen

dumbass: L L bozo

Oldgen: stfup newgen

dumbass: bro I played in 2011

Oldgen: Cap you joined in 2020, and it says you first played in May 2020

by Epicentre123 July 9, 2022

oldenial

Pronunciation: old-in-ee-ul

An oldenial is a person who is older than generation Y, but is in denial about their age and has similar behavior to a millennial. Famous oldenials are: Kim Kardashian, Martin Shkreli.

Bob, your lack of regard for things is proving that you're an oldenial.

by psykoz September 24, 2016

Olden Times

A go-to word that people use to describe something medieval or ancient.

"Yeah? It was in the olden times when they tie up the girls for punishment, and the whole village takes a turn."

by Ranterbury July 7, 2009