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A person content with their Obesity. Someone who has acknowledged they are in fact obese and is proud of it. Similar to old money and new money. Antonym of New Fat.
That dude with the Fedora, neck beard, and sweat pants eating McDonalds by himself is def old fat.
Old Fat by bbuehl792 December 25, 2015
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An old maishna who is extremely unattractive.
*Random old man comes in and begins to dance*
"Oh my God, old fat"
old fat by Eric, Stephanie, and Amanda September 30, 2006

big old fat titties 

More than enough to overflow the circumfrence of both of your hands.
Damn, looks at Sally's BIG OLD FAT TITTIES!
big old fat titties by Go Browns December 4, 2007

Old Horse Fat 

A British colloquialism designating the male sex organ.
Dude, Carol wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around.
Old Horse Fat by Jungle VIP April 3, 2009

Fat Old Man 

An inspiration to think about.
We walked together with him.He used his crane for stability.The Fat Old man needed help crossing the street.
Fat Old Man by Fat Old Man December 10, 2008

Old Horse Fat 

A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. The email was forwarded all over.

Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html
"Dude, "Carol" (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."
Old Horse Fat by patricksmith January 26, 2009

Fat Old Boy 

To describe anything that is large in size.
I'll tell you what Herman, that Ron Jeremy has a fat old boy

Oi Herman, Make that first to bassett a fat old boy
Fat Old Boy by rtj loco December 20, 2003
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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