An old prank played in school playgrounds since time began. Involves asking someone if they 'lickadickaday'. If lucky, the person becomes confused and although not fully understanding, will say yes anyway.
RTJ: Herman, do you lickadickaday?
RTJ: You're Bent - you lick-a-dick-a-day
Hermanator: Piss off
When something is shit hot (extremely good) as when john barnes was a young footballer playing for Watford
Did you have a good night out?
Yeah, it was early barnes.
To describe anything that is large in size.
I'll tell you what Herman, that Ron Jeremy has a fat old boy
Oi Herman, Make that first to bassett
a fat old boy
A band created by Herman Dogg
and RTJ Loco, inspired by the cult use of lickadickaday
. Their ambition is to spread love and never fully grow up.
RTJ Hermanator: Let's call our band The Lickadickadays.
Herman Loco: Innit
A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.
RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?
Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.
RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
Phrase used when someone is having a joke/laugh at your expense or taking the piss out of you.
"I'll tell you what Herman, The people at the tax office are pulling my pants down"
Called out at full volume when there is an opening for one more person to join in whatever you are doing. Derived from the fairgrouund.
"One more rider for the waltzer"