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Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.
Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
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What the beat sounded like in clubs in the 80s and 90s. Typically techno or hip hop. Has now been replaced with wub wub.
Oonts oonts oonts oonts...

Wow, this is a great party and I love the old music; I haven't heard 2 Unlimited since 1993!

techno hip hop dubstep wub wub 80s 90s technotronic 2 unlimited busta rhymes love inc Run DMC
oonts by bartonovich April 5, 2016

onitsuka 

Kihachiro Onitsuka was a Japanese soldier who after WWII decided that sports would be good for Japanese youth. He therefore learned how to make shoes circa 1949. He then founded Onitsuka Co Ltd. In 1958 he bought the "Tiger" brand. In 1972 they merged with another company called Jelenk and then they decided they needed a new name. So,they found an old latin phrase that said, "Anima Sana In Corpore Sano"; which means, "A soundmind in a sound body". By taking the first letters of each word in the latin phrase you get ASICS, which is the name of the shoe brand.

Now a days Onitsuka's are used alot by the "scene" or "scenester" subcultures, specifically those consisting of indie and hipster styles.
Man 1: Dude, look at that guy with the onistuka's, that's so hardcore!
Man 2: Scene! Onitsuka's are sooo expensive...
onitsuka by SceneQueen December 23, 2005

Sacred Ointment 

The Ointment Chris Sabat likes to apply during his casting couches
Stephanie: No Chris! Keep your Sacred Ointment away from me!
Sacred Ointment by Anime Boobies September 8, 2019

a fly in the ointment 

A minor irritation, or hiccup that makes a failure out of something that would otherwise have been a success.
There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!

oinkshart 

Having anal with a pig, a really horny pig, and this pigs decides to shart all over your dick
I had oinkshart with a really specI'll someone last night.
oinkshart by SlutFuck.com December 20, 2016