ointment 

An old person. Senior Citizen, or elderly individual. Applied, but not limited to, those ages 60 or older. Durived from Teen Girl Squad by Strongbad.

"Mister Pitters wishes he was a teen girl, but he's really just an ointment."

ointment by Astrodisiac August 13, 2006

ointment 

Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.

"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."

ointment by Der Capitan December 29, 2003

Ointment 

A word that nobody likes, it doesn't just roll off the tongue it also never used in a good way.

Kelly do you have my hemorrhoid ointment. GROSS

Ointment by something relatble October 12, 2018

ointment 

The gayest word in the english language.

Rub me with some ointment.

ointment by Grime April 11, 2003

ointment 

what you get from the doc when ya foot long itches afta nailing a dirty whore

Greg:Dude my foot long itches sooooo bad
Me:Better go see the doc and get some ointment

ointment by Nick February 5, 2004

Ointment 

you put in on your balls

go go gadget ointment

Ointment by BigPinkBrownWormer September 16, 2020

ointment 

a nickname for a girl named josepha koda. you mustonly refer to her as that.

person 1 : hi ointment!!!!!!!!!!!!
ointment: hi.

ointment by actuallymichael May 23, 2023