An Ohioan:
-Knows all 4 seasons by
heart: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and
Construction.
-Lives less than 30 miles from some
college or university.
-Knows what a buckeye really is
-Knows if other Ohioians are from southern or northern
Ohio as
soon as
they open their mouths.
-Can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and knows which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
-Measures distance in minutes.
-Has ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
-Ends sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
my coat at?"
-Knows what 'pop' is.
-Designs his/her
kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Knows driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.
I'm just an Ohioan, but
hell, at least I'm better than the entire state of
Michigan.
Man, those people are messed.