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obstacles are the people in your high school who are idiots and in the halls they are just in the way...
see obstacle course
"Jesus H Christ, Lexi is such a dumbass, she's a total obstacle"
obstacle by bigolbeefcurtain April 21, 2005

Obstacle Corpse

What the only survivor in a mass grave must go through to escape..
Opening his eyes in a blood soaked haze, Ben deftly side stepped multiple dead bodies as he weaved through an Obstacle Corpse, as the only survivor...
Obstacle Corpse by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Obstacle Course-it 

when there is alot of things or people in the way you have move around them, go over things or under things.
person one: How do I get through there if all this stuff in my way
Person two: Dude I guess your going to have to obstacle couse-it
or
Your mom: How do you get to your bed with all this mess in your room
You: I obstacle course-it

obstacle illusion 

An obstruction, hindrance or problem that is strictly an illusion or figment of one's imagination.
Nah, that's just an obstacle illusion. It's another Floridian in a Grand Marquis on the berm.

obstacle-ing 

Verb. The act of blocking another from doing something.
"I really wanted to return my jeans, but the sales clerk was obstacle-ing me."

or

"I knew the project needed to go forward, but my supervisor was obstacle-ing me with all her micromanagement."
obstacle-ing by Gabrielle Bunker January 22, 2007

Obstacle Course 

when a shitload of dumbass people are blocking your way, like in the hall...
"The populars are out in full swing, it looks like and obstacle course"