brendan's definitions

camel

A hairy ass mother fucker that needs to shave everyday and also needs to learn how to fight by himself. They tend to group up and beat the shit out of other people and never stick to their own buisness. Also tend to think they own everything

That stupid camel needs to shave her back!

by Brendan February 27, 2004

CEO

A guy that earns an average 411 times more than his average blue-collar employee.

Bill Gates is the CEO of Microsoft.

by brendan July 12, 2004

obstacle

Any evil person or thing that is going to effect your chances of scoring

I was going to dive in but there were to many obstacles.

by brendan May 13, 2004

quickie

Luceal Ritchie's new business venture, Quickie & Tang.

''I just had a quickie @ quickie n tang, hardly worth my £2 though, she sucked like a donkey''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

soft rock

Adjective used to describe less heavy rock music. Although rock music is generally loud, with a lot of bass and not really "soft", so often confusing as an arguable oxymoron.

I'm listening to some Mamas and the Papas which I guess you could say is "soft rock."

by brendan July 1, 2004

asl

1. Above Sea Level
2. Age Sex Location
3. American Sign Language

1. Mont Blanc is 4810m ASL
2. allursbaby7: hey, asl?
hotplaya1001: 14/m/canada
alursbaby7: sorry i gtg bye
3. I could never get to grips with ASL so I had to drop it.

by Brendan March 29, 2004

American Dream

An idea created by American society trying to make people believe anyone could be anything. Strange how all the US presidents have been in the upper 1% of society (in class-financial terms).

Death of a Salesman

by Brendan September 19, 2003