brendan's definitions

g33k

The worst rank of geek. A geek that thinks they're cool because they're '1337'. However, most g33ks seem not to be aware that ones level of 1337|\|355 is inversely proporsional to ones chances of getting a girlfriend.

Andrew Baxter

by Brendan September 13, 2003

Marseille

A cosmopolitan city, the largest in France after Paris. Plenty gangs. A lot of poor folk and a fair amount of rich bastards. Big volleyball tournament held each July down on the beach. Good for skating, sunbathing and exploring.

by Brendan September 19, 2003

NYFD

Acronym: New York Fire Department

He worked for the NYFD but retired last month.

by brendan September 5, 2004

sleep

The stuff that accumulates at the side of your eyes after a kip. You tend to get more of it if you're unwell or have been out of it for a long time.

"I've got loads of sleep in my eyes. I need to get some water to rinse it out."

by Brendan July 31, 2005

rite

Incorrect spelling of 'write', often used by people that take the short bus to school.

Kid that takes the short bus: ''now i no my a b sees i can rite and count two threE''

by Brendan September 26, 2003

Ketamine

The Boom Ting white powder, wonderful to snort, drink, rectally insert or inject. Gets you fucked, makes you feel like God.

Shove some more goddamned K up my ass

by Brendan December 12, 2003

metric ass ton

an amount too large to measure

That has got to weigh a metric ass ton

by Brendan May 17, 2004