brendan's definitions

g33k

The worst rank of geek. A geek that thinks they're cool because they're '1337'. However, most g33ks seem not to be aware that ones level of 1337|\|355 is inversely proporsional to ones chances of getting a girlfriend.

Andrew Baxter

by Brendan September 13, 2003

shady

Short reference to Slim Shady, aka Eminem, aka Marshall Mathers.

''look dawg, Shady's on TV''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

metric ass ton

an amount too large to measure

That has got to weigh a metric ass ton

by Brendan May 17, 2004

FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease

The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.

"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"

by Brendan October 16, 2003

icy mike

to take a shit, freeze the shit, fuck a girl with the frozen shit untill it thaws out, and then you eat the shit.

"dude i cant beleive your into icy mikes"

by brendan December 29, 2004

sha na na na

Originated from the sound made at the closing of the "Family Ties" theme song. Used after something incredibly dynamic or cool is said or done.

Your friend: "Hey, so I ran into the ho Carly. You know, the one who gave Kirk herpes. Yeah, I told her she smells."
You reply: "Sha na na na!"

by Brendan April 28, 2003

Marseille

A cosmopolitan city, the largest in France after Paris. Plenty gangs. A lot of poor folk and a fair amount of rich bastards. Big volleyball tournament held each July down on the beach. Good for skating, sunbathing and exploring.

by Brendan September 19, 2003