Oboses 

Someone who is extremely obese and fat.
They live in a McDonald’s basement hoping people would drop crumbs.

« Is Alex oboses ? »
« She’s way more fat than just oboses »

Oboses by Golderose January 26, 2021

Obsesslow 

Refers to the League of Legends ranked elo in which the washed up player "0bsess" can be found. This is also known as Master 200 LP.

I lost so many games, dude. I'm in Obsesslow now.
Oh, no. You are playing in Obsesslow.

Obsesslow by L9_SPACEGLIDER September 22, 2021

Unhealthy obsession 

Something that you’re too attached to that people are tired of hearing you rave about it.

Marchello has an unhealthy obsession with a blonde girl who’s got big boobs.

Unhealthy obsession by JRHU August 2, 2018

Obsessy

A more casual version of Obsessed.

Those artisans are obsessy with reclaimed beachwood.

Obsessy by DebbyMessing November 19, 2012

Progressive Anime Girl Obsession 

Progressive Anime Girl Obsession (PAGO) is when someone constantly becomes heavily attached or obsessed with an anime girl for a short period of time only to switch to a different anime girl repeatedly.

Some symptoms include constantly thinking about or imagining oneself in fantasies with the character, searching for and downloading a large amount of artwork, and talking about the character too much around friends.

PAGO can commonly be found in people with high emotional capacity or those who relate or attach easily to new characters. It can also be sexually driven among those who consume a surplus of hentai or other Japanese erotic art.

Hey Zack why is your friend Ben always obsessed with a different anime girl every two weeks?

Zack: Yeah.. he has a really bad case of Progressive Anime Girl Obsession

Progressive Anime Girl Obsession by Astromo January 1, 2021

selfie-obsessed 

A person who is so self-obsessed that they post copious amounts of selfies on their social media with no purpose other than to say "look at me!" They do this in hopes of getting 'likes' and comments telling them they're good looking as that's their way of validating their looks and sense of self(ie)-worth. This narcissism is actually a common practice of someone with low self esteem that tries to overcompensate for their insecurities by posting filtered pictures of themselves hoping to get compliments to feed their ego...as if we don't know that for every one selfie posted there are 10 others deleted.

"I had to un-follow Cassie on instagram because she posts a selfie every five minutes like "look at me on my way to the gym," "now here I am getting my hair done," like I care!"

"If you think that's bad look at Kim Kardashian's - now she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!"

selfie-obsessed by The Cason-Point April 14, 2014

OBOsexual 

A person who stans Davido and finds Davido's songs sexually arousing.

I'm finally coming out as an OBOsexual

OBOsexual by oyimzy November 8, 2020